Daily, Track, Burn: I Pay Your Salary Edition

"Aloha Milkyway" (alohamilkyway)
09/03/2014 at 10:33 • Filed to: None

The official cars of people who:

Can pay your salary

Can hire you

Can promote you

Can fire you

Can chop your fingers off

Can pull a hit on you

So, what are your picks?

DISCUSSION (26)

Alex B > Aloha Milkyway
09/03/2014 at 10:34

Burn Audi A8, because it can be had as FWD

Track BMW 7 series

DD S-Class

Thunderbee - Has the engine that kids like > Aloha Milkyway
09/03/2014 at 10:35

Daily: S600

Track: A8

Burn: 7 series

Milky > Aloha Milkyway
09/03/2014 at 10:36

S8 and burn the rest because you have the old S class up there.

Sam > Aloha Milkyway
09/03/2014 at 10:36

Daily: Mercedes - the most imposing of the 3

Track: Bimmer - they are pretty okay at handling

Burn: Audi - dunno, they aren't exactly known for their reliability though, I guess

macanamera > Sam
09/03/2014 at 10:38

Yeah, track a 7 series. That will go well.

macanamera > Aloha Milkyway
09/03/2014 at 10:39

Everyones all like "7 series: track"

and I'm all like, "Yeah, give that a try."

Sam > macanamera
09/03/2014 at 10:40

They all weigh nearly as much as Jupiter, so none of them are up to the task. At least showing up in a BMW implies you think you know what a performance vehicle is.

Penthesilea > Aloha Milkyway
09/03/2014 at 10:41

The Jaguar XF

Kinja'd!!!

macanamera > Sam
09/03/2014 at 10:42

Showing up at a track in a 7 series (with the intention of tracking it) implies you understand very little.

Sam > macanamera
09/03/2014 at 10:43

It also implies you own the track.

macanamera > Sam
09/03/2014 at 10:46

Not really. It's a 100K car very well equipped. Oppo has a misrepresented idea of what car signifies what amount of wealth. I know sooooooo many people with brand new S-classes or 7s or XJs or whatever that don't have 1/10 of the money necessary to even own a crap track. Owning a (brand new) 7 series says you make like 200k a year.

kaheff (L20E) > Aloha Milkyway
09/03/2014 at 10:47

Daily and track all of them. Burn them afterwards. Just because you can afford to...

TurboSloth > Aloha Milkyway
09/03/2014 at 10:50

DD - Benz

Track - Audi

Burn - BMW. I don't like 7-series.

Milky > Alex B
09/03/2014 at 10:50

You should really watch the video I linked in another comment here …. might change your opinion on the Audi.

mcseanerson > Aloha Milkyway
09/03/2014 at 10:54

Daily-Merc

Track-BMW

Burn-Audi

Had you made the Audi an A7 or RS7 it would've come out differently.

mcseanerson > macanamera
09/03/2014 at 10:54

Or have a sense of humor.

PRBot II > Aloha Milkyway
09/03/2014 at 11:03

DD — S600

Track — 7 Series

Burn — A8

Soloburrito > Aloha Milkyway
09/03/2014 at 11:18

I'll take the Audi so long as it has the twin turbo 4.0L v8. It's the lightest of the bunch and you can tune the snot out of that power plant.

The S600 is very tempting with all crazy S-class options you can add. Also biturbo v12, but I don't want to deal with repair bills on it down the road.

edit: oh yeah forgot the rules of the game

DD - S600

Track - A8

Burn - BMW

Stevo777 > Aloha Milkyway
09/03/2014 at 11:19

Well, daily the S class, track the bimmer, and burn the audi.

Track the bimmer because one of the guys of the car group i'm a part of uploaded a video of some jackass in a 7 series thinking it's an M3...... it's somewhat composed though .